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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Afternoon everyoneI've not been here for a while. It wasn't my fault.
I was hiking around TGB's cavernous vag and ran out of supplies at one of the base camps half way over her mountainous G-spot.
It was terrible. I was forced to eat my own arms to have enough energy to last the final few days until I found my way out.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:38,
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Did youfind your van eventually then?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:42,
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YupIt was touch and go though whether I'd got enough diesel left to make it out.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:44,
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Yeahbut he can't drive it now.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:46,
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That'swhat you think.
It's amazing what I can do with my teeth.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:47,
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I'd heard that.How the devil are you?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:48,
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Not bad thanksApart from getting biblically lost in TGB's vag, I've spent most of the last few weeks tinkering on a little road about 40 miles south of Cologne.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:05,
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I'd be bothIt truly is horrifying that I had to sink to the appalling depths of eating my own arms, but in the face of adversity, desperate times called for desperate measures.
EDIT: They were pretty tasty after being marinated in a mixture of TGB's juices and some Reggae Reggae sauce though.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:06,
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