If I was a guy, I would have a massive hard on right now.
I don't know why, but I am SUPERMAJORLYEXCITED about my trip to San Francisco tomorrow. I haven't done an impromptu trip somewhere in a long time, and certainly never done one that requires flying and stuff.
I haven't booked shit (as per my poll down there), but I will masturbate (no pictures, just take my word for it) and will at least try some good Napa wine.
Have also found out it's highly illegal to scatter ashes in the Bay unless you have a licensed boat, or are a minimum of 500 feet off shore...so I figure the Pier will be fine ;) Or the back of the boat doing the Bay cruise :D
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:25, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What about...
sneakily and cleverly dropping a handfull of ashes here and there?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 29 May 2009, 7:47, Reply)

Nah, fuck it. On a boat
full of tourists, who in the hell is going to accost a teary eyed woman chucking ashes off the back of the boat? Pretty much guarantee NOBODY!

When my brother came out last year, and we did it off the local pier (again, illegal)....a bunch of cops were on some training thing, walked past us, stopped, and bowed there heads.
And if I get a ticket, so what? Mum would have laughed her fucking arse off!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:10, Reply)

awwwww
for them stopping to bow their heads with you.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 29 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)