Speaking of jazz...
Not many people know this but Al Jolson used to get terrible stage fright you know.

Right after blacking up, and just before the curtains would open, he was struck with terrible pre-minstrel tension...

God, I wish I'd remembered that one for the puns QOTW.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*cries*

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, Reply)

You love it!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I'm beginning to miss Kaol.
That's how bad it is.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)

He must love it
It was cock etc
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

He?
How rude!
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Whoops.
No clue given.

In which case - how you doin'?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

:D
Just fine, ta.
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:26, Reply)

That means my post above,
beginning 'yeah I bet you do', is less the joke I intended it to be and more a slightly deranged come-on, with unpleasant chauvanistic undertones.

Apologies. It happens, though.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

That just makes it funnier.
/not easily offended
( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Hohoho... fuck.
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)