Yeah, I've heard that one.
Maybe it's something to do with their teensy size that time goes loads faster for them, bit like dog/cat years only much much faster, so those three seconds are a couple of centuries worth of terraforming to them. Brush em off in three seconds, you'll be fine.

Leave it five, there'll be germ skyscrapers, swimming baths, parliament sessions, maybe even a germ Jason Donavan. Eurgh.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

urgh, Jason Donovan!
Oh - but surely the original Jason Donovan was the product of someone leaving a mug under a bed for a few years?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Without Jason Donovan
large numbers of teenage girls would have suffered from chronic water retention due to the absence of gushing fannies.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Do you know,
I always wondered why his hair was that peculiar weak brown that only week-old coffee dregs can adopt. Imagine, a whole germ civilisation working in such perfect unity that can appear to be a single being?

I guess he must have been their first attempt.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)