Hang on a sec. Slankyflange has got a point
You used to get pissy when people did pics on the front page. Put it in replies, there's a love.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:04, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I always have a point
it's just not always relevant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

not always relevantmy penis which most people miss because they are looking at the size of my flange.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Is it the flaps themselves
which hang low, like two great meat pendulums swaying in the breeze, or is it the sheer cavernous size which is the problem? Or a combination of both?

Just trying to build a complete picture here.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Happy now?

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Makes no odds to me
I just wanted to call her slankyflange
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Thanks

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

If it wasn't for the momentum we're building with Kaoltard
slankyflange would be my favourite insult. Sadly it' will have to settle for second place.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Have you considered a submission to the B3ta dictionary..?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

que?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Wow, really?
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/

Hugs and kisses,
Peasant Xxx
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

already done

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Hahaha!
Poor Badger.

Can you add a dictionary-esque meaning to it, followed by a usage example?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Are you asking him to fuck you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

He is, yeah.

( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Nono,
Not all submissions are cracked off into glass vials and kept warm down your pants on the way to be tested, Dude.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Oh...
Also, I think we've found the medical basis for your problems:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megacolon

(Not as cool as it sounds)
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

So essentially, I'm full of shit
(or have potential to be)

Seems fair :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Well,
Could be worse...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxic_megacolon
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Awesome name for a band

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah,
Or a super-power.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

*YEAH*!
"Drop the cash or I'll suck you up into my Toxic Megacolon!"

Damn dude, you're gonna need some crazy spandex.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Not /asking/
Never asking...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)