English -
You're doing it wrong, beeyatch.

I'm embarrassed how many of those I habitually use incorrectly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:23, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's very useful :-)
Need to think of a funny angle from which to poke it at my cow irkers.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have my pet hate - "More importantly"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Shouldn't that be
you're doing it wrongly?

It's a useful little guide though. I was unaware of some of these definitions and usages.

Except for the people of Scotland being called Scotch. It may be technically correct, but you'll find the word is actively disliked by Scots when used to describe them. Scotch is normally only used in the context of food and drink, as in Scotch whisky (not whiskey) or Scotch beef.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I knew that
They're delicate souls.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Was Enzyme involved in this?
(Or can we expect him to come on here and verify or contest various points on this document with the power of his enormous brain?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)