S'like bar work.
Not just anyone can pull a pint, or plonk a plate of spag bol on a table, you know.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

HARD FACT.
Right there.
( Cawl, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

WE DON'T NEED DOCTORS OR ANY QUALIFIED PEOPLE
WHAT WE NEED IS PEOPLE TO WORK IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRIES.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I AGREE
have you seen some of the retards in our shops?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

especially people who have qualifications
in bar tending, because that's not one of the easiest jobs there is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

It took me over
3 hours to learn how to pull a pint. It only took me half an hour to learn how to rip off the dickhead customers though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

had you never been in a pub before?
I already knew how to pour a pint, and this was in an inbred, backwater village, Devon pub. They are pretty particular about their pints.

with their stupid glasses with handles.

A punter once came in and asked if we had non-alcoholic beer, I checked and found bottles, but not in the fridge. He said he preferred it warm....

he got buried under the patio.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

It didn't really take me that long

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

honest

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not some massive Kaoltard

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I don't believe you
you are some kind of massive Kaoltard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

It's all true
I'm such a kaoltard.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)