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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So last night, I was laid in bed
getting ready to sleep, and noticed the cats over by the window. Didn't think anything of it until it all went quiet. I went over to the window, and they'd only gone and managed to make a hole in the screen and were on a nocturnal adventure.
They eventually came back in and I closed the window. The baby then took a running jump and comically smacked her head against the glass!

So now I have to replace the screen and can't open my window at night!
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:26, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Hahaha, stupid cat
Mine is currently chasing a moth round the room. He's not smart enough to realise that it can fly higher than he can jump, but he's still game
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)
My sisters cat would run into the tiled study
at full pelt from the garden try to turn the corner slip and hit the wall.
She did this repeatedly, all the fucking time. Stupid cat.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
Our dog
saw a small spider scurrying across the bedroom floor this morning. Being a dog, she decided the best course of action would be to eat it before I could do anything about it.

I looked at her after she closed her mouth, she looked at me guiltily... a few seconds passed.

Then she yawned and the spider jumped clean off her tongue and to freedom. Yay!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 6:12, Reply)
My cat persists in lying across the top of my monitor
Despite the fact that she frequently rolls over in her sleep and wakes up in mid-air. Usually she either gets her legs down before hitting the ground or, if the keyboard tray is out, she'll bounce off the keyboard as the keys are pretty springy.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:04, Reply)

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