Oooh Oooh...
A penguin and a great big mallard.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:24, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Mallards are well'ard
I've been bitten by one
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Me too...
It thought my fingers were bread! :(

EDIT: OR did it??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Same situation
I think she knew very well what she was doing. She had a taste for flesh. Devoured her tikka-covered cousin in a flash when we flung it at her to save ourselves.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Hehe they know what they're doing!
When I lived in a dodgy market town next to a river we used to throw chips and battered sausage to the ducks, they loved it and they were scary BIG, they used to attack cats that got too close to the chip shop!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Mallard Mafia?
I'm concerned...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

We probably...
all should be afraid, its only a matter of time before they go for full-scale world domination. The ground troops will be leading the attack, riding dogs and holding (somehow?) pointy sticks!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

under their wings
like jousting
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Ahhhh clever.
Be careful though, I think you know too much!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

oh
the beady-eyed stare *shudders*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)