In response to SLVA's sleep paralysis post
Ever experienced anything like this before?

Imagine, if you will, waking up, and all you can see are tones. No colour. And then suddenly realising that you're actually seeing the insides of your eyelids, and you can't even open them. And then, I realised that I couldn't move. Not one bit, at all. I couldn't even twitch a toe.

Normally, I would have been fine with this, but for one small, very insignificant problem. I felt there was a presence in the room with me. And I don't mean a ghost, or a spirit (they're not spirits per se, they're more like a recording, repeating over and over). This was... something else. And it was coming towards me. This, for those who haven't made the mental leap yet, is something you DO NOT WANT when you're paralysed.

My fight or flight response was going completely batshit insane, only I was unable to either of these things. I was pinned there, like a chair glued to a wall with no more nails. And then, I had a sense of what this thing was. Utterly evil. Positively demonic, in fact. All I could "see" were the hands. Grey, wizened hands, cracked with age, or evil, I didn't know which. There weren't any nails either. There were claws, filed to rough points.

And this pair of hands was coming towards me, pinned on the bed. They may have been connected to something else, or not. My mind wasn't exactly up to thinking about this at the time. So, to sum up, I was pinned on the bed with some kind of grey demon hands coming at me. Slowly. As though they were enjoying the complete and utter fear and terror I was experiencing at the time. And then it occurred to me to mentally shout for help.

And then I saw, felt, and became aware of a light- the brightest I have ever seen, or will ever see. Brighter than the Sun. It was like the primordial light of the universe, come to my aid to burn whatever this... thing was that was coming towards me to ashes. My bonds were loosed, my muscles started working, and my eyes shot open, and thank fuck, it was over.

So it's no real surprise I have a real fear of sleep paralysis.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:31, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sounds like a dream to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Not just a dream- sleep paralysis combined with an awareness of my surroundings.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

or a dream about sleep paralysis with an awareness of your surroundings

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

If it's in response
why didn't you fucking post it as a fucking reply you fucking mong.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Hahah
TGB, you're amazing...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

I was waiting for a hilarious punch-line
Like... then I opened my eyes and wondered what Monty Boyce was doing in my room!?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Well
If you couldn't open your eyes, how did you know what he "hands" looked liked?

I smell a dream, all be it a very realistic one.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Insert "MAN THE FUCK UP"
here.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I'm trying to work out which was your first mistake,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Perhaps going to sleep?
Or mixing up the , and . keys?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:30, Reply)

*guffaw*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Sounds like a fairly typical
Sleep demon experience. Thought to be a combination of sleep paralysis and dreaming. It has correlations across many cultures. Try Kanashibari in google for some interesting stuff.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)

and then I woke up?
you dont get any marks for that at primary school!
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)