I got bitten by a mosquito
edit: it's really itchy
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:43, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Cry me a motherfucking river
I was vomited on
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

and not in a good way

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, Reply)

It's right on my muthafucking hand,
all your problems are shit in comparison.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

/Get to fuck

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I've been a bit nicer to you up there ^
even though I'm going through the pain and irritation of a massive mosquito bite.
I deserve a fucking medal.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

MTFU

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Right back at you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

No. Shant.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Well at least cheer the fuck up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Fuck off

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

This has cheered me up no end.

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Excellent
/pents fingers
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Nasty
Palm side?

They love the salt...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

There's a good way to be vommed on?!
I've clearly led a very sheltered life.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

STOP FUCKING SCRATCHING!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I CAN'T

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Apparently, those little gits can't stop sucking once they're in
Or so I was told.

And if you tense up the muscle they're sucking on, they can't let go.

What happens when the fucker fills up? It goes *POP*.

I'd love to see this...

Edit: YOU FUCKING WELL CAN AND WILL! Wash it or something.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I've heard that too,
but when ever you see one eating your blood your automatic response is to squash the cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Must be true then.

I need to see this.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Don't make me come down there...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)