It would, wouldn't it.
Are you offering?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:50, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yeah,
why not? Have you any weather reports showing a thunderstorm soon?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Erm, no...
But there's one coming, according to MrOli's bone.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I beg your pardon?
A rival?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Can I just say that
having just seen your profile picture: yes, I am definitely offering.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I think that if we were in a thunder storm though,
I'd have to take off the tentacles.

Health and safety, you understand.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Good looks
and a common sense regarding the conductivity of metals during an electrical storm. You're my ideal lady.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I aim to please
:)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

But
what's with the bruises?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Read the last line before the picture on my profile.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

All in a good cause then
I thought maybe you were some sort of human/peach crossbreed.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Well, that too.
One of the girls I go with took most of the skin off her palm, so I quite like my bruises.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

It sounds like Scouts/Guides
This is my twisting bruise...this is my friction burn for spinning, this is my somersault bruise, this is the scrape for gripping...

Do you compare? Do the senior, and most experienced (ahem) ladies have the most wounds?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

We do compare.
I think it depends on technique what you get where, but professionals must have hands like leather, the hand skinning seems to be a common complaint.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

Lube is your friend
(I'm guessing)
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:52, Reply)