Do you find thunderstorms erotic or scary or just meh?
which b3tan would you like to be stuck in a thunderstorm with?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:39, 82 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I finds them exciting
As for which B3tan, dunno, depends on what they're likely to do to me during said thunderstorm.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Tingly
and erotic...yes. I like what Frankie Boyle says, about shagging during a thunderstorm and pretending to conceive the antichrist.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Erotic and powerful
And any single, sexy lady who thinks the same.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I love thunderstorms.
I would like to be stuck in a thunderstorm with Kaol as he is very tall and more likely to be hit by lightning than me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Oh,
Thanks a lot.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I'm just being sensible.
You'd do the same.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Maybe.
Or I'd just not stand outside :\
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Ha, you wish death upon Kaol

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

[Standard reply about lightning, metal, stabbing and such]
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Fun!
especially when the lightning's crackling. Shiny!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Exciting, erotic, I love them.
As for which B3tan, I don't think I know any of you well enough to choose.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

This would be an
exciting opportunity to change that
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

It would, wouldn't it.
Are you offering?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Yeah,
why not? Have you any weather reports showing a thunderstorm soon?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Erm, no...
But there's one coming, according to MrOli's bone.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I beg your pardon?
A rival?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Can I just say that
having just seen your profile picture: yes, I am definitely offering.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I think that if we were in a thunder storm though,
I'd have to take off the tentacles.

Health and safety, you understand.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Good looks
and a common sense regarding the conductivity of metals during an electrical storm. You're my ideal lady.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I aim to please
:)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

But
what's with the bruises?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Read the last line before the picture on my profile.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

All in a good cause then
I thought maybe you were some sort of human/peach crossbreed.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Well, that too.
One of the girls I go with took most of the skin off her palm, so I quite like my bruises.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

It sounds like Scouts/Guides
This is my twisting bruise...this is my friction burn for spinning, this is my somersault bruise, this is the scrape for gripping...

Do you compare? Do the senior, and most experienced (ahem) ladies have the most wounds?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

We do compare.
I think it depends on technique what you get where, but professionals must have hands like leather, the hand skinning seems to be a common complaint.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:41, Reply)

Lube is your friend
(I'm guessing)
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:52, Reply)

You should pick me!
I dress as a Nun for amusement, surely that's proof enough that I'm a normal, well rounded person?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

As I'm not particularly a fan of normal, well rounded people,
I'm afraid you've missed the cut :(

Be less normal and get back to me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Ok then
I also wear women's clothing when I lose bets, dive head first into bushes (fnarr) at the side of the road, and dress as a nun far more often than I should?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

That's more like it.
You're sounding more and more intriguing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Why thank you
:D
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

erotic
with you, applebite or Kitty O'Hara
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Ooo thanks :)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I support this!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I find them exiting
Not overly erotic. I guess if it was shagging during a thunderstorm, but to be honest I'd be finding the sex a fair bit more erotic than the thunderstorm... As for which B3tan? Whichever one happens to have a car we can shelter in during the storm.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I've got a Honda.

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Perfect!
We can dispense street justice in a rainstorm. How very atmospheric.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

No sex though.

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Well no, obviously
Just running over heroin addicts.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

And beating them up.
With awesome kung-fu skillz.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Of course
Before pushing them over a wall and leaping back into the honda to right more wrongs!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I like that thinking.
I'll pick you up at seven.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I'll be wearing my crime fighting costume
Basicaly a Karate Gi with the honda symbol stiched into the lapel and the back.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Too much.
You've ruined it now.
Hope you're happy.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

But... but.....
I made you one too :(
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)

*pats head*

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I like them....I like running about in them...yes it's stupid but I love the rain.
I could pick a few but I think I'll go with WebWench.
Fun fun!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

not really thought of them as erotic
awesome though. saw a wicked one in holland a few weeks back.

as for who to be stuck with. probably someone like No3L because I like to get high while watching storms.

or one of teh sexeh ladyb3tans *waggles the eyebrows*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Or me.

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

or Kaol
do you like to get high?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Nope, it messes my
Mong-brain up badly.

I'm just excellent company, I meant.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

hmmm
that remains to be seen

I can definitely think of worse people to be in a thunderstorm with, although the thunder would help to hide the screams as I murdered them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I really like them
Not sure which b3tan I would be stuck with though, probably the one least likely to attract lightning.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Mine would be with Spike...
He's taller, and full of metal.

Although if they found it erotic, I can think of a few female b3tans I'd prefer, almost all of which have already answered the question...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Hoorah
for my amazing metallic powers!

and my sexiness
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I'm rather enjoying your sig.
That is all.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Mine?
Or that knob above?

Tee hee
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Mine
Nobody likes you coz you're fat
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

So what?
More to love!

You're the ugly one!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Actually, I meant AA's
But now I'm looking, yours is quite enjoyable too.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Woo!
Bones FTW!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Seconded.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Oh.
But surely my metal nipples beat whatver gubbins he comes up with.

And I'm sexy........oh yes I am!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Well,
He does dress up as a nun.

And that does give your metal nipples rather a lot of competition...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

A bit of each
Erotic was the time I was out enjoying a young ladies company in some fields.
Scary when a tree was hit 100 yds from where I was walking home from school.
Meh when there is the threat of a nice storm and it peters out into one clap and a brief flash.
I don't know any b3tans well enough to be stuck anywhere with them.
( M o D, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Wow
You're lucky you weren't closer to the tree. I remember seeing a programme on TV about lightning, apparently sometimes the bolt superheats the sap and sends off shards of bark and wood like shrapnel. Must have been pretty cool to see though.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

They're quite scary
when you're flying with Air France.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Ooooooooooooooh YEAH!
Nicely done!
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Erotic
Lots of fun. Adds to the atmosphere when you have the object of your attention tied up at your feet.

Not sure who I'd pick to be with in one. If he was stilla round it's say bert, so it would drown out his mewling as I waxed his back.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Covered in tinfoil.
With a wire running to the top of the church.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

The church with the extra large spire
And a fishing rod on top, just to make sure.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Make sure you make the wire/fishing rod/church roof preperations before the thunderstorm
You'd be rather embarrased if that particular plan backfired.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)

As you're on the subject,
What happened to Bert?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Planned Improvement Engineering.

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

He's cocooned inside TGB's slankyflange

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Which of these am I to believe?
Both? Or neither?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Seeing as you think nuns are better than metal nipples
I'd go with both
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

www.glarkware.com/adult/nunchucks

Now which is better?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Can I take hugs as a 3rd option?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Oh, alright then.
But only because you chose me for the storm.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

WHOO
and YAY!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)