I'm going to:
Print out as many copies of the stupid up-their-own-arse e-mails I possibly can.

In as big a font possible I'm going to make sure to emphasise the fucking stupid cocknose phrases which are clear indications in your mind that you are some kind of Theo Paphitis slash God-like entity that roams the business clinching deals and making money.

"Going forward"
"Ping me an e-mail"
"Inspired"
"Rolling out"
"Many" fucking "Thanks".

Where was I? Oh yes I'm going to print out all your shitty snot-nosed e-mails and stick them so far up your asshole and clunge that you barf recycled paper. Until you die.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I think I opened a can of worms here
Judging from these replies...

Is being deliberately idiotic in the job description of these people? I used to think the PHB (pointy-haired boss) of Dilbert was just a joke, but they exist (albeit in a PHB-cross-David-Brent hybrid form).

How can normal people turn into twunts? Or are bosses born that way?
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Have you tried signing all emails to him
with an accidental typo of

"Warm retards,
Dirty Weeker"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)