I wasn't talking about my bits.
I was driving a truck full of plums to Eton for the Summer festival, and I crashed in to a wall, spilling plums and their juices all over Eton's back alleys.

It took the boys ages to clear up that mess, I can tell you.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I read that as the boys were sucking you off in the car and your plums exploded all over Elton's back alley
that's clearly what you meant to say isnt it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

No.
Most definitely not. YM is very territorial when it comes to the sex trade in Eton.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

That's true
She said you were great for a youngun though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

All this ^^^
is what I signed up to B3ta for.

Carry on.

Excellent work.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Glad someone appreciates it :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)