They don't have feelings.
Stupid robots.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You tell that to the blighter
He's trying to keep a stiff upper lip, but his Gentleman Adventurer exterior is beginning to crack.

Are... are those tears?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Stop it!
I'm going to cry.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)

IT'S NOT TRUE!
If you fall for their tricks then we'll have John Connors appearing all over the place, trying to save the future.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

*listens to haunting piano solo*
*as, head low and his little robotic shoulders slumped as if his tiny jetpack had quadrupled in weight, the robot walks towards the setting sun along a lonely, dusty road.*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

*Imagines the sad song from Scrubs*
Ba da Dum Dum Dee Dum ... Dum .. Dah

*fifth lower*

Ba da Dum Dum Dee Dum ... Dum .. Dah
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

*wipes a solitary tear from his eye*
What? No, I'm ok, just had something in my eye. Dust.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)