Oh how lovely :)
The last time a stranger spoke to me on the tube, it was an old man who mumbled, 'Nice tits,' at me as I walked past.

I prefer the frowning silence.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I prefer anything so long as it's not loud phone noise
I've never had an old man tell me I've got nice tits though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Your tits aren't as nice as Clendrix's though

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

This is true
*heavy sigh*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I shall feel his on Saturday and tell you if this is true.

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I think some sort of independant assessment needs to be carried out
We should get TGB to motorboat both of you, and then measure the size of her resultant grin.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

This is THE BEST PLAN EVER.
I might still feel Labs up though...
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I feel all tingly!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Haha!
I like this.
I need to tell more women on the tube that they have nice tits.
It can only end well.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

In Sendai, an old Japanese man pointed at my tits and said, 'Sugoi!'
So I slapped him round the face, and a group of my high school students saw :(
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
And what does that mean?
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

It means 'Great!'
My boys pissed themselves laughing and then chased him off.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Hahaha!
Good work on the slap :p
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)

He was very surprised!
But I'd had three fucking years of random strangers commenting on my tits because the girls out there are practically concave.
Erm, and admittedly, I suppose I am very much not...
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

No siree bob!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

*laughs*
My boobs and I are going to the pub to drown our sorrows.
Behave yourselves.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)