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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The procrastinator's dreamAt work, I've been given the assignment of implementing a system that automatically keeps track of what we've been working on, how long it's been taking us to do each task, and when we arrive/leave the office. Being a seeker of procrastination, the temptations for adding a backdoor are endless. Sadly, there's just one fatal flaw in this plan - I don't get an Internet on my desk.
So what are your ideas for covering up procrastination at work? And what fatal flaws do they have?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Usually something like this...Boss: We haven't done enough hours for X this month. We need to get these up
Me: OK, I'll inflate a few bits in the logs
....a few weeks later....
Boss: How have you spent so long on things for X?! They haven't payed yet!
Me: !!!
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