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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My ex-wife kept pet snakes in the bedroom......one escaped in the middle of the night and made for the nearest warm object in the room. Thankfully it wrapped itself around the television and not me.
It woke me up when it knocked the tv aerial off.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:02, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
One of my friends when I was younger had a snakeBut it wouldn't eat the frozen mice they got from the pet shop, so his mother used to have to heat them up in microwave.
Or she did, until a frozen rat exploded in it.
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)
Yeah, been there......burst mouse in the airing cupboard emits a unique smell.
*boaks*
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)
EwwReminds me of the Hale and Pace sketch (PJM - presumably you remember?) of not microwaving a cat and then opening the door with the Blue Peter flourish "Here's one we did earlier"
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)
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