I'm more scared of dogs than cats
and this is irrational, becuase my cat has inflicted far more terrible injuries upon me than any dog ever has.
I mean, I have scars.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

As ever, more evidence for my theory
Dogs = loveable.

Cats = less so.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

ah yes, but
you're so much more grateful for the small scraps of affection carefully administered by a cat
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

This is the thing.
I do understand that dogs are little buggers too but I have a fear of cats because of the scratchy madness, they scratch you when they love you, they scratch you when they don't, I never know where I stand. I suppose you learn to understand there many moods, I just feel like things are more straightforward with dogs.

I have scars too, my old german shepherd nearly blinded me by landing on me in the garden and sticking his paw on my face. I have a scar about a cm away from my eye. Gar.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

ouch
My legs look like a game of OXO
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Eeep!
Mines all good, its hidden by my eyebrow! Hazah!

Hmmm... I don't suppose you can really hide yours if they're on your legs... well, other than by wearing trousers! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

footless tights
might be a bit chavvy but they've changed my life.
Now I don't look like I play Leg Self-Harm
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Ah
Genius! Not chavvy at all! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I believe
that Jack Dee did a sketch where he was talking about dogs and cats reactions to DIY (specifically, erecting a shelf)

Dog: "I love you. I don't know what you're doing, but I love you."

Cat: ", I'm not putting my books up there."
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

spot on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)