You sound like just the sort of couple I'd like to have round for a dinner party
IN OPPOSITE LAND
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And we'd love you to come round for dinner too!
Nothing like a transsexual dwarf to liven a party up
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

You could argue at length about which pronouns are appropriate.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Well, we only argued for a short while
before reverting to looking at the walls in silence.

But there is no argument. I'm right. I just need reassurance because I'm dependent, neurotic, needy and insecure.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

add violent to that list
and you'll become the perfect party guest.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Oh yep that too
And premenstrual. Always. You know how that feels.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Ah, I just noticed something
Psyche is a girl.

PsychoChomp is not.

Could this be where the confusion is from? For some reason, I had them the other way round.

The apostrophe question's difficult though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Do you know
I'd never thought of that.

I think I was a bloke before PsychoChomp was a girl though.

*mefirst mefirst mefirst*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

So
did he get your willy then?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Just let me check...
My GOD it's gone! Gone I tell you!

That was NOT part of the bargain. I understood I would retain the willy but gain breastacles. Where is he? The swine....
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I'm here,
My cock is not second hand.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

You stole it.
You bastard transsexual willy stealing dwarf.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Haha this!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)