A girlfriend I had in school...
...who went to a different school told me that she had a female classmate named Gaye, but that wasn't as bad as her younger brother, who'd been named Laverne. What the fuck were those poor kids' parents thinking? They had a last name, I assume but with first names like that it ceases to matter - you're still doomed for the entirety of your school life.

More recently, I was on a train home from some remote-site work and was across the aisle from an obvious lady-wot-lunches and her three kids who were named Paris, Ferris and Lucius. I remember thinking 'Fuck, but I hope your folks always have enough money to never have to send you to a state school, otherwise you're dead.'

EDIT: It's true - these days, when it comes to stupid names for thier kids, posh people have nothing on chavs.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:23, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Nowt wrong with Ferris
so long as he's kept away from the other siblings
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Heheheh
:D
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)