Ah, the memories...
Had forgotten about this one until now...
When I worked as a postie, there was a chinese restaurant called Hing Ho's. Obviously this attracted the joke letters to "Fuk Hing Ho". At least I thought they were a joke. Until she came in to collect a package when i was working on the desk. I kept a straight face right up to the point where she left, then went and got a drink to calm down.

The other one was a perfectly normal(ish) name, Mr Boniface, written in the bad handwriting of all postman which made it look like Mr Bumface.

I also had a classmate in secondary school who's middle name was Theseus, and someone at my sister's school was called Iona Hawe (rhymes with jaw)(I've heard this from enough independent people to actually believe it).

EDIT: oh, also, a classmate in college called George Lucas.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)