Hmmm.....
but I'd be tempted to purchase some lovely cheese or meat...and then I'd have to go to the excellent pub there....

and I'd turn up at the bash pissed, smelling of cheese and a large steak slithering out of my handbag.

Not a good look I've found.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

and I'd turn up at the bash pissed, smelling of cheese and a large steak slithering out of my handbag.
and that's different to a regular bash how?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

My point entirely!
Last time I added infeasibly high heels to the mix.



why does 'infeasibly' feel wrong? Surely it should be unfeasibly?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

No idea, you're the smart one
I'll be wearing converse. I don't trust myself in heels.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I suspect I'll go with either
the cowboy boots.

Or the plimsol type blue approach shoes I've got.

Both flatish and both comfy.

Oh god....I've turned into a woman in comfortable shoes!

Elastic waisted trousers are the next step.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I've always been a woman in comfortable shoes
I don't see the point in mutilating your feet to look taller when I'm already 5ft9
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Ah...
you've got two inches on me.


And as any man will tell you, two inches really matters!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Absolutely
Those two inches can make all the difference to a man, or a woman.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)