*tries to pre-cum but can't*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*screams*
*sets self on fire*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

*fans flames*
*does little sex wee*

*puts out flames with.....PRECUM!!!!*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Giggles like a mental
PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM SPAKCOCK PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM ALCOCK PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM BERTCOCK PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM PRECUM YM
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

*gibbers*
Please make it stop
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

*douses flames with precum*
edit: chickenlady types faster than me. Arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

That's alright
I think we'd need lots and lots of precum to put out PJM.


I'm thinking bukkake now.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Count me in!
At the mere mention of bukkake, you've got me thinking about sexeh Japanese ladehs now*. It will surely only be a matter of seconds before I shift gear from precum to a thick, filthy, slightly curdled torrent of very actual cum.

Which will make for an excellent fire-extinguishing substance. PJM, better shut your eyes, dear boy...

*_{I've been known to suffer from what my friend less-than-politically-correctly describes as "Yellow Fever."}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

You are my flatmate
AICMFP.
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:53, Reply)