yay!
1) Clothes: this will stop you being arrested and beaten TO DETH by our wonderful law-keepers.

2) Borough Market, Portobello Market, Tate Britain, National Portrait Gallery, the Wallace Collection, Sir John Soames Museum, Hyde Park etc etc. South Bank.

3) Coco de Mer, on Monmouth Street (Seven Dials area of Covent Garden). Absolutely the best adult shop in London (although it doesn't have a huge range of stuff, everything is beautiful there). It's so nice it's actually a boutique, not a shop. Or something. And you can get some cheese from the Neal's Yard cheese shop nearby!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Afternoon
are you coming along tomorrow night?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Sadly not.
I'm off to the homestead to get some cycling in ahead of London to Brighton.

*sob*
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

But in Coco de Mer
you pay £80 for a feather ¬_¬
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

£40 in the sale ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I let you have a whole live chicken
for £10.

Hundreds of feathers.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

go to the sales.
20 pounds for a pretty marble *ahem* thingummy.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

A marble phallus?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:31, Reply)