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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
how do you get a baby in a blender?
feet first.
how do you get it out again?
Doritos
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:58,
2 replies,
latest was 16 years ago)
Now that
is good.
I'm off to send it to my dad...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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What sound does a baby make in a blender?
I didn't notice, I was too busy wanking.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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I'll not
send that one to my dad, even though it's good...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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STOP STALKING ME!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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but you're so stalkable
you stalkee cunt!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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I know :0)
Its because I'm so fookin sexy!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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no
it's 'cos you look like Jodie Foster
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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My tits are better than hers
and she has more hair.
I'd say more Sigourney Weaver - Alien 3
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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you have the same bra size
she told me.
Anyway, I'm stalking Buckwheat now so you're safe.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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