oh em gee.
no way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Like, way.
I'm devastated. Drug-fuelled sexual murderess I can live with, but facial herpes? Blegh.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

come on - she's lovely,
and you know you want her in that naughty way even though her face could, like, infect you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I'd have to put a plaster over it.
Like a dinosaur plaster. Or a Mr Men one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

what about a Wiggles plaster?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I've never seen one.
Does it wiggle? That might put me off my stroke.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

You've never heard of the Wiggles?
you poor unenlightened soul. Google "Wake up Geoff! + the Wiggles".
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

See, the problem is
I'd be going at it, wanting to forget about her lip, but I wouldn't be able to forget. And I'm not sure I'd be able to enjoy myself.

That's the problem.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)