Arses!
Had the doctor cracking up laughing yesterday........he was having a look at my bum and I quipped "you could at least have taken me out for dinner and bought me flowers first". Then, as he gently slid his finger up my poop chute I whimpered "you didn't even tell me you love me". Him and the nurse were cracking up - most people are too embarrassed to talk, let alone crack jokes :)
So.....surgery on July 30th to lazer off the botty grapes and biopsy my intestines and confirm I have colitis. One high fibre diet coming up.....bleurgh!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good for you (I mean that)
my dad had to go through that and had his bum grapes tied off with surgical rubber bands. After every examination he was white as a ghost.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Confirmed B3tan approach.
Approval given.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I read 'colitis' as 'clitoris'
And wondered why you didn't already know.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I did the same thing.
then realised she must know her own body better then that.

Ms WBM - I haven't gotten any postcard yet :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

That's cos I haven't posted them yet!
They're on my dresser in the bedroom and I keep meaning to take them to the post office! I shall do that this weekend
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

ace! :-D thank you!
by the way - you are hilarious woman, you really are.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)