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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like to wear my lucky red pantswhen I'm walking to the South Pole for Charity, or when I'm flying my TOP GUN plane. I'm so hard I don't even need a G-Suit.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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17 years ago)
pahI did it with my skin on inside out, and walked back - uphill both ways!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)
But I bet DiT didn't get penis frostbite,Thanks to his lucky red pants.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)
It was not the pants.I drove behind him and kept his clockweights warm with the heat from the throbbing engine of my Honda Accord.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)
I didn't get penis frostbite because of the string of page 3 girls who spent the entire journey sucking my cock.(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)
He was wearing them like a glove(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:59,
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I had one on each fist.It kept my hands warm, but they got all wrinkly, like when you've been in the bath too long.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Must have been the girlsThey got old and wrinkly and saggy in the time it took him to walk the few tens of miles to the South Pole because he is slow.
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