hey ya'll
I got called a cold hearted bitch today.

What did you get called today?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:31, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A cunt

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:31, Reply)

to call someone a cunt here is the ultimate insult
why were you called a cunt?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)

I upset someone on the internet

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

pfffffffft

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:39, Reply)

who was it?
and did they deserve it?
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:39, Reply)

If I start linking I will look very petty
but what I said shouldn't really have caused that much offence.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Aw, go on.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)

yeah, you cunt
do it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

I've jsut checked and actually they didn't call me a cunt
I called myself a cunt. But there was a superb wobbly flounce.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Well done!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

It was EPIC
I mean, obviously you have a way of bringing out passion in people.

Cunt.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Oh come on...
it can be linkz tiem nao pls?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Why did you get called a cold hearted bitch?
Did you kick a puppy?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:32, Reply)

because of this guy I used to 'date'
he told some girl I broke his heart and when I asked a friend about it he was like 'yeah that sounds like you'
etc etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

I'm supposing he's an ex for a reason

(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

uuuuggggghhhhhh we weren't even together
we went on like one date and hung out a couple times, he started telling all these people that I was his girlfriend which, to be honest, I didn't know I was.
When approached he said 'I thought we were just friends and we were gonna see what happens uh hurr hurr hurr' so I was like whatever dude and peaced out
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Clearly a heartless wench
May your bottom be hot and toasty always
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Yes. I am the Ice Queen.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

I got called 'lovely'...
...it happens to me a lot.

/smug
/brace for insults
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Nobody called me anything that I can remember
But I did add one more thing to the list of reasons why I'm going to hell.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)

ooohh share?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Ha, no. Nothing to do with my underwear.
My ex's mum died about a month ago (I would have like to go to the funeral, but didn't want to cause trouble with the crazy new girlfriend). I got the bus home from college today with a friend of his, and we were having a nice chat. Eventually, the conversation got round to how ex is doing now, and she started telling me about the funeral and how lovely it was, and how ex was even one of the pall bearers.

Now my ex is short. Almost comically so. I didn't help that I'm pretty tall for a girl, but still. He's short. So when she said that, the first thing that popped into my head was: "I hope the other bearers weren't tall, otherwise the coffin would have been all lopsided. It could have fallen off!" Then I got a little mental image. And nearly laughed in the girl's face while she was trying to tell me how sad and beautiful the ceremony was.

Luckily, I was able to hold til I got off and have a good giggle.




I am a terrible, terrible person.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

heh
I don't think that's hell worthy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Yay.
*is slightly less damned*

What am I on about? I don't believe in the place anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Is it the red pants thing?
Or did you send Edmund sexy messages until he spaffed?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

You too eh Al?
you minx
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

I got called by my name
But the way it was said made me feel weird
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)