Nobody called me anything that I can remember
But I did add one more thing to the list of reasons why I'm going to hell.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ooohh share?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Ha, no. Nothing to do with my underwear.
My ex's mum died about a month ago (I would have like to go to the funeral, but didn't want to cause trouble with the crazy new girlfriend). I got the bus home from college today with a friend of his, and we were having a nice chat. Eventually, the conversation got round to how ex is doing now, and she started telling me about the funeral and how lovely it was, and how ex was even one of the pall bearers.

Now my ex is short. Almost comically so. I didn't help that I'm pretty tall for a girl, but still. He's short. So when she said that, the first thing that popped into my head was: "I hope the other bearers weren't tall, otherwise the coffin would have been all lopsided. It could have fallen off!" Then I got a little mental image. And nearly laughed in the girl's face while she was trying to tell me how sad and beautiful the ceremony was.

Luckily, I was able to hold til I got off and have a good giggle.




I am a terrible, terrible person.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

heh
I don't think that's hell worthy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Yay.
*is slightly less damned*

What am I on about? I don't believe in the place anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Is it the red pants thing?
Or did you send Edmund sexy messages until he spaffed?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

You too eh Al?
you minx
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)