Chocolate Sponge,
if you're going for the we-are-British-this-is-cream-tea thing. Whenever I think of an english tea I think of a spongecake, with a cream filling.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And Strawberries. Hmm.
But sufficiently heart-attack inducing and sweet to appeal to an American...
/casual racism
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

saucer of milk?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)