"clean up on aisle three"

( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*spare room lols*

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Oh it was great
The staff had no idea of what to do, one of them kept repeating, but I'm a first aid officer, over and over again. Once they established I wasn't smacked out of my head they called my boyfriend and had him come collect me.

Walk of shame out of Sainsburys High wycombe was pretty bad.

Edit: I forgot I got a free carrier bag of 'ladies hygiene products' from the nutty first aid officer.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I could never look into getting a coil fitted.
It's sounds so sinister. Better off messing with your hormones on the pill.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I had it taken out last year and an implant put in instead
Prefer it muchly and you can freak people out with it easier
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)