What I have gathered:
He had a car accident while on the phone. She cooked dinner, but was unhappy that he had not put the bins out. He counters with yes, but I got up to look after the progeny of our loins. She returns with a wonderfully witty comment, and hopefully they will be all lovey from now on.

Question: They live together? And this is being played out online why?

KILL THEM!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What Tightly says
Very much.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, Reply)

here you go, his latest response
any way u look at it i had a v bad day and u just stress at me. ur v bad day isnt geting paid. and cant even give justin a bath with being on fb sad! and i was ok fcking hurting nw
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, Reply)

Christ...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, Reply)

It worried me that these people are in control of reproductive organs, frankly.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:04, Reply)

i mayk a gud muvva, awrite

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)

Soz blud, oviusly ur liek an esepshun 2 the rool, yeah?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:12, Reply)

wut di u cawl me? i can beleev afta al dis tym u stil say sush tings 2 me
takin teh babe to da pawk, don cal til u redy 2 pologiz
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:14, Reply)

And that they've already managed to reproduce
Without dying of stupidity.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:14, Reply)

Only because they've got "breathe in, breathe out" on loop on their stolen ipods.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:23, Reply)

I'm so glad you've translated it,
Because I couldn't understand a word of that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:09, Reply)

I was raised in Essex.
I can decipher all manner of childish drivel. ;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)

I can do scally, and thats about it.
Sex Albatross? Oh ai?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16, Reply)

Aye, he's the sexiest of the sex albatrosses

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:19, Reply)

^This is marketing in action.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:24, Reply)

Oh, ai.
And the pictures prove it*.

*'it' being that I am neither sexy, nor an albatross.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:25, Reply)

Heeeeey, I share a facebook picture with you
and we are all of the win I tells you, so take that back. The albatross, well I wait to be proven otherwise
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:50, Reply)

I take it back.
We are, as the kids say, da bomb. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, Reply)

tru dat.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:09, Reply)