He scares me
and by 'scares' I mean 'rapes'.

London can be a small town sometimes, so if you hang around North London for long enough, you and Spanky will eventually cross paths. I once bumped into ginger fuehrer Rob on the tube, but I was too scared to say hello.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:25, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I occasionally get weird looks on the tube
and I never know if it's b3tans, mad people or I've sleep-written "I'm a twat" on my forehead again.
( rob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I'm terrified that you
even found this post Rob, buried at the bottom of a fairly mundane OT thread.

YOU'RE WATCHING US ALL AICMFP
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:41, Reply)

there's a search button on b3ta
and I occasionally put my own name into it.

This is because I have an enormous ego and if people aren't talking about me then I get sad.
( rob, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)