Is it just me...
or does anyone else really want to meet Spankyhanky to find out what he's really like?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, 17 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I do but I'm scared of what he might do to me.
Will I be able to fend off his sexual advances?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

I think he might be a bit meek and mild until he's gotten to know you
and then you'd have to fight him off with a bargepole...bit like me really ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Nope

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

No
You should never meet your heroes.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)

I alternately imagine
an uber-cool tall thin Neo-from-the-Matrix-esque guy with designer stubble and an appropriate smell for every occasion, and the comic book guy from the simpsons.
...
With an inappropriate smell for every occasion.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I'm almost tempted...
But then again I'm yet to meet any of you, will have to wait till there's a bash in Oxford during term time
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

I bet he's dull,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

More dull than me?

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Yes, but...
I worry that he would be either disappointingly normal or a perverted arsehole. And not the good kind of perverted arsehole, the kind that we all know at least one of and secretly enjoy their leering.
That said, I haven't been on here long enough to really get to know anyone so I haven't met anyone at all. I'm curious as to what Pooflake is like though...
(berk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

He is a god among men.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Women want him and men want to be him.
I keep throwing myself at him but he never relents. He has wit, charm and is insanely sexy.

Oh and he can hold a tune quite well.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

well, good reviews are always nice
...although now, of course, I am simply more curious...
(berk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

I am Insanely curious
and thinking he'll either be quite quiet and shy or a bit of a sexfacepest!
(bill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

He scares me
and by 'scares' I mean 'rapes'.

London can be a small town sometimes, so if you hang around North London for long enough, you and Spanky will eventually cross paths. I once bumped into ginger fuehrer Rob on the tube, but I was too scared to say hello.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:25, Reply)

I occasionally get weird looks on the tube
and I never know if it's b3tans, mad people or I've sleep-written "I'm a twat" on my forehead again.
( rob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I'm terrified that you
even found this post Rob, buried at the bottom of a fairly mundane OT thread.

YOU'RE WATCHING US ALL AICMFP
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:41, Reply)

there's a search button on b3ta
and I occasionally put my own name into it.

This is because I have an enormous ego and if people aren't talking about me then I get sad.
( rob, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)