I swear I've told you that.
Didn't I tell you the story that I promised my ex-boyfriend he could cover me in bacon and eat it off for his next birthday?
(We got together 5 days after his birthday- that's the one who dumped me for being "physically unattractive")
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Now...
The thought of eating bacon off someone is not really one that appeals to me, mainly because I like mine to be so hot it's still sizzling as I bite.

But he just sounds like a cunt nonetheless!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Ha, no, he's a lovely boy
I love him to bits. But yeah, he could have been nicer to me! But at least he told me straight out that he was having doubts rather than just stringing me along...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Ah well
Still no need to act a cunt
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)