just reading ceefax and having waffles and coffee...
a local story caught my attention.
"an investigation may be held into how a man suffered serious injuries during an attempted arrest by officers from Cumbria Police...
...a force spokesman said the man broke free during the arrest and apparently fell about 40ft from a wall."
i guess that tops "he fell down the stairs"?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:23, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Next
they'll be saying the victims of Hiroshima and Nagasaki all decided to simultaneously play with matches.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

or that ww1 soldiers "ran into the lead at high speed"
or something like that...

righto, that's me off to get ready for work...no rest for the wicked, i've obviously been a very naughty fella...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)