I would've said:
How the fuck did you get on T.V.?

Look at your HAIR! Look at the spazzy way you SPEAK! How can you get away with the "Aww I'm so Ditzy!" approach on Qi all the fucking time!? Look at the size of your face! You're like a poor mans Carlos Puyol! Fuck off Alan - JUST FUCK OFF.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

him
Yeah met him in a pub in islington, he was with Julia Sawhala. We couldnt get served at the bar (it was 11.01pm) but he could. My girlfriend took exception and asked him very loudly if he thought his reputation for being a cunt was justified. He got a bouncer to kick us out. So yes, a tool.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

You ought to have
reported the pub for serving past hours.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Dunno
That seems reasonable. Don't think I'd like it if someone said that to me while I was out having a pint with a ladyfriend.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)