I can touch men's hair at gigs without them noticing
that's a power
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes
that is a power. A potentially creepy one, but a power nonetheless
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I can keep a seat either side of me free in the Tube
By looking and acting mental.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

To be fair
fat people can do that too
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Fair point.
Mental fat people win.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Ahh-suum!
I get mormons into trouble with their elders on buses, simply by eating an apple and singing along to Fleetwood Mac.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Do you
specifically search out mormons on buses? Are they easy to spot?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

They have a badge
with their name, their 'rank' and 'Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints' under that.
Is that mormons? Ish?

And I don't seek them out. They're just handed to me on a plate. On a bus.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I only
know one mormon, and he stopped being a mormon when he discovered alcohol, sex, and drugs, in that approximate order.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

you don't
know Donnie Osmond. So stop lying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Ha
No I don't know Donny Osmond... but I do know a fallen mormon
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)