Ermmm
Brian Harvey can drive a car and run over himself.
AT THE SAME TIME.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think that
might be the height of his talents...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Envy doesn't suit you
you're *fuming* because you can't do that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Mainly
because I can't drive... but even if I could, I don't think I would want to run myself over. It may hurt.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Like you, and Wesley Willis (RIP),
I cannot drive. But if I could, I would certainly be able to run over my own foot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Ah
now a foot is different to a whole body running over.

Brian Harvey would probably go for the whole thing
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Rock it to Russia
I kick a snow-leopard's 'ass' and you know it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDCP3XVWegA&feature=related

Sorry. I've moved onto Wesley Willis from Brian Harvey. And after Wesley (RIP) it will be Turkmenbashi (RIP).
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Oh Turkmenbashi
he was a true genius.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I laminated pictures of him and wrote him a poem
and then he died.
The same happened with Wesley.

I enquired about the whereabouts of Big Country. That night their lead singer did himself in.

I had a Phil Spector night. Two weeks later he blew someone's face off.

I'm bad for your career.

EDIT: Two years ago I emailed Slimfast and asked how Barry Bethel was getting on. He's just been done for being a paedo or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Hm
I am noticing a theme here...

Can I suggest that you follow Celine Dion?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I think I have to be a little fond of the person
And she makes me ill.
She's a deviant and her husband is a predator. He groomed her. I saw her life story on Hallmark at my parents' house. (NOT my house. I do not have Hallmark.) They knew the score. They were insinuating it too...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

I don't
think I've ever watched the Hallmark Channel...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:33, Reply)