I have my last exam tomorrow.
And I will almost certainly fail it if I don't start revising. But I've been sat in front of the screen for several hours, unable to concentrate because it feels like someone's trying to punch my ovaries through my spine.
My periodic table is on the other side of the room, and I don't want to get it because if I make any sudden movements, I think I might throw up.

Tell me to MTFU, internets.

Edit: Thank you all for the good luck :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:11, 23 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

MTFU
But in the interests of trying to be helpful, whilst sitting at the screen couldn't you google yourself a periodic table?

Good luck tomorrow, little nerdy.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

I need the infra red absorptions on the other side
and the NMR shifts.

And thanks. :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

UFTM
And good luck with the exams. I'd help, but I was rubbish at Chemistry! Erm... H2O2.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Thanks :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

You could still Google for that
Or Wolfram Alpha might help. Or Sigma Aldrich. They have IR and NMR data.

But given that it's your ovaries which are giving you bother, I found it amusing that you need a periodic table.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Ha!
Very good. :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

MTFU
Try not to think about being sick. Are you actually ill or do you just feel like it because you are nervous?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Actually ill
I don't feel sick when I get nervous.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Have you got any anti-sickness tablets?
What kind of ill are you?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

can you get to a GP
Practice for anti-emetics? Also, you might find that ibuprofen help as an anti-inflammatory for you, or you GP could prescribe diclofenac for you, perhaps?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I'm hoping its just girly shit.
Hopefully if I go to bed early I'll be ok tomorrow. That usually works.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

www.edu-cyberpg.com/IEC/elementsong.html

Now MTFU
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

That's cheered me up
*MsTFU*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Goodluck, Name-Twin
You'll be fine. Do you do Biology? If so, did it go ok?

At least your last exam is tomorrow. Then you can go and HAVE FUN and dance and pretend to be from Moulin Rouge. You DESERVE it.

All I can suggest is hot water bottles, sympathy and dwarf butlers. Works for me every time!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I do.
And it went ok, thanks. Essay was a bit fail but the rest was fine. I think the stress of the exams is getting to one of my friends though. The question was 'describe one structural difference between the HIV virus and the influenza virus' and she put 'HIV has tiny lasers on it. PEW PEW PEW'

Hot water bottle. Check. Sympathy. Check. Dwarf Butler? I'll make my sister walk round on her knees.

How many have you got left?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

LOL@HIV
That would be pretty awesome. Kind of negates having no immune system and being condemned to a life of abstinence/condoms.

I've got an AEA tomorrow. And Greek prose comp on Tuesday afternoon :/ But it's only 1 hour 15 mins, I can do it, then GO GET PISHED.
Well annoyed though, it's my friends birthday the night before, so everyone will be out. But it's 42's All Nighter on that Friday. Woo fucking yay.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Yes!
'I feel so sorry for you, having HIV'
'Yeah, but do you have tiny virus lasers?'

Not many to go then :0 Good luck with them. one hour fifteen isn't too bad. Over in no time! Yay pished!
We're having a massive bonfire in my friend's field Friday night, to burn all our college work.

In other happy news, my sort-of ex (who is an absolute wanker) has just been tagged on some pic on fb. In his swimming trunks. Yes, his body is beautiful, but he has a utterly terrible new hair style that makes him look like a twat. AHAHAHAHA.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Must give you awful heartburn though ^_^
Three hours tomorrow though. I might go mad and stab myself with my pen. Dunno what I'm doing, I've got a week of going out, going to get very drunk and very happy. Maybe.

Ha! I love it when that happens! Though with me it's looking at my exes thinking "Ooh he's pretty but his nose is weird" "Why the fuck did you shave your head?" and "EW GET TO FUCK YOU DISGUSTING BOY"
/shivers
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Gaviscon to the rescue :)
Eesh, though if this is the same exam as in the thread above, it shouldn't be too stressful, hopefully.
I haven't made any plans beyond fire and alcohol.

Nothing heals a lingering heartache like an ex who looks like a twat. Although, even lingering ended pretty much the day after the heart stomping, when he jumped behind a wall to avoid my seeing him. Literally leaped. It was pathetic. I'll never make the mistake of going for the year below again.

Liking the last one! I don't think I can look back at any of mine without wondering what I was thinking.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I used to mark exams for a living,
I always gave a few extra marks for people making jokes.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Ha, I hope my general studies paper
gets an examiner like you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Shout for someone to get it for you,
good luck and that,
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

MTFU
Revise.

Good luck for tomorrow - I'm in the same boat as I shall be defending my thesis to a panel of utter bastards tomorrow morning.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)