OH SHIT.
The restaurant over the road has put a sign up looking for waiting staff.

GET OVER HERE, QUICK. They'll probably sponsor your Highly Skilled Migrant Visa and everything.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Oh golly, maybe I should.
Or maybe I should just come over there and give you the love and fluff and kittens that are so clearly lacking in your life.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Believe me, I have enough of that.
I know al. IRL.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Ahem
He isn't lacking in fluff. FACT.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Identifies lady
see VC, I can tell when most people are male or female. I just have trouble classifying you for some reason.
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

possibly because those binoculars you have don't work internationally.
Or because your cock shrivels whenever a girl stands up to you. Not sure which.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Oddly enough I don't have binoculars, but if I did, I wouldn't be looking at you
Not judging, just being honest.
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

That's okay,
I wouldn't be looking at you either. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)