Oh God...
I thought I was the only one :(
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I had a 50+ yr old divorced woman stagger up to me
Grab my arse, and before I could remonstrate told me she loved my tattoos. She then said she had a tattoo of a strawberry on her arse, and asked if I'd like to add the cream.

*huddles in the shower, scrubbing so hard he bleeds*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

That's terrible :(
Did you?
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Fuck no.
My cock retracted inside me so fast I fucked my own kidneys.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Fair enough.
I've been screeched at by a pack of harpies on a hen night.
I ran.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Safest option
I've been groped by Captain V Hen parties on more than one occasion.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

You're clearly not
As unattractive fast as me.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

You all loved it you slaaaaaaags.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)