Maddie is pregnant and you're the Father?

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Pffft!

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

You just found out Ian Huntley is your real Dad?

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Not as bad as finding out
That your Dad is your Grandad too, and your Mum is your Sister.
And that there IS a world outside the cellar.
That'd mess you right up.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Is that a fart?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Nope,
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8107043.stm
I walked past her on the way home last night, she was crying and I didn't ask her if she needed help.

If I'd left work on time I'd have been there when it happened.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

So clearly it's your fault
well done for not leaving work on time. You might as well have raped her yourself.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Not a nice thing to happen,
But it's not your fault.
You've got two options.
1) Deal with it and move on.
2) Dress as a woman. Lure this bastard out. Stab him in the balls.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I know it's not my fault,
but I should have at least done something to help her, I just saw her crying she looked away and I walked past.

I'm pissed off I didn't see anything to help the police either.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)

To be fair,
I would've asked her if she was ok.
Although that would've scared her more :(
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I shouldn't be moaning about me anyway
thats pretty stupid, I'll go speak to the police on the way home, see if they think I saw anything useful.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Good call.
They might say something that jogs your memory.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Although if they ask you the same
question three times try not to get all pissy because they're just doing their job.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

That's a fair point.

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)

but I remember things when I'm told once,
why can't they?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

This sounds like a job for the HONDA of JUSTICE
mount the pavement and RAPE HIM BACK.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hee hee :0)

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

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(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

DEAR INTERNET USERS
That is my client's story and he is STICKING TO IT
Any quetions should be directed to me, HIS ATTORNEY.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

not the best time?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

NO FURTHER COMMENT

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)