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( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:38, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Let's list things we like about London. I'll go first:
I like the nice tramp at Covent Garden station.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

And the prostitutes,
the ones who hang out the doors of soho touting for business while you're walking through there with ym.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

I like the Northern line as it never fucks up at my station
only past it or on the other branch
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I love the fact that the coolest b3ta people live here
with very few exceptions
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

So me.
I'm NEARLY London though.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Pfft, you're fucking off to Bristol soon. You don't count
my god you'll miss out on bashes. I never thought of that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

I've not been to one
In ages anyway.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

But I'll see you on Saturday though right?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

If you promise to be nice to Mel.
I know you're jealous, but keep it polite, eh?
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

I will try
but promise nothing
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Good enough.

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

I like London's many attractions and historical features.
Such as St Pauls, the Tate Modern, and Stringfellows.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I love going for strolls down the South bank along to Borough Market
and I love the tasty Chorizo sausages I was boring everyone with on Saturday that they serve there. Mmm...Chorizo
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

I work near borough market, I love that!
OK, I love London's multicultural atmosphere. People from all over the world come to London. I love the arts, the theatres, the hidden little alleyways, and the gruesome past!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

SEND THEM ALL BACK!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

But have you had the sausage?
I fucking hate tourists, but I love knowing the shortcuts that they don't know about to get across central London in peace.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Those sausages
are all of the awesome.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

*Puts hand up*
Like me?

And the missus of course.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

I actually meant the shit people that are on b3ta that live in London as they exceptions, but I prefer the cool people of b3ta who don't live here
You can be honorary London b3tans as you come to London bashes :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

YAY!
We shall try to come to more London bashes. My organisation stopped sending me to London meetings so I haven't got as much of an excuse now.

/sad faces.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Get the guy who comes to London to swap with you so you can come instead
we'll have minibashes in your honour
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

I like the sound of that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Everyone loves me.

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Are you in London
Does this mean I may catch teh dreaded kaoltardedness?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I've been informed
That Kaoltardedness develops into vampirism.

I'm near London, in a field. Next to a graveyard.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Hello, you Garlic Avoider

( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Soap dodger!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Just because I've been in France
doesn't mean I didn't wash...
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Leaps on C and gives her a cuddle
How was ghey Paris?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Hello You!
I have had a lot of booze and a lot of smokes and a lot of fun.

Now I'm back and thanks to a gaz from Al, I have caught up on some of the fucking funny shit I missed.
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

I'm sad that you missed it
but glad you had an awesome time :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Thank you!
I am back to join in and be naughty.
And blame Al.
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Fabulous
Not too naughty tomorrow though please as I have college and wont be able to play
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

If only you'd been here Clenders
it would have been 110% more excellent.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

How lovely!
I was reading fluff-padded posts and feeling a huge rage. But you lot did admirably well.
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Especially me.
With the Power Of Science.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Feeling a need to pad with fluff.....
...Noone says Man The Fuck Up quite like a b3tan.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Then this is what I shall bark at you when we meet :)
Just to shit you up a bit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

I think I'd be a bit disappointed if you didn't.
I'm also expecting you to carry a whip. Please don't disappoint, I've built up a mental image now.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

I don't have a whip
I have swords though. Does that help?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Hmm...
I'll have to adjust the image... It's quite considerably scarier, I think I've turned you into a dodgy version of She-Ra in my head now.

I do apologise!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Samurai swords dear, not She-ra swords
Kaol has those ones
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Oh god.
Kaol with a Princess of Power outfit. It's just...

Samurai swords... I think it'd be best if you didn't bring those, just in case you felt like hammering the MTFU message home. At the moment I'm attached to my limbs.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

They're ceremonial, so could only do damage if I were really trying
great for scaring people with though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)

I've got a few.
A Nazi fencing sword, a Samurai sword and a Bastard sword.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

If I ever When I become a qualified counsellor, I shall insist on wearing my MTFU badge, loving crafted by Labs.
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

MTFU badge...
Is there one?

I WANT.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Well
Labs awards them for things.
I got mine for scone production.
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Let the scheming begin...

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

I've still got mine
I'll be gutted when I inevitably lose it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

I got mine
Just for being there.

And being Lab's b3ta dad. It's great being a b3ta parent, it has all the rewards of parenthood with none of the financial outlay.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

I got mine for NOT being there.
It was awarded for "Services To Humanity".
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I got mine for being present when he thought of doing it
and for being generally awesome for services to MTFU
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Full of croissants
And Citroen 2CVs I'd wager.

And bohemians.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Woo Yeah!
You back in the US of K?
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I YAM

( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Yay, good!
I need to Gaz you tomorrow.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

OK!
I will barely sleep now!
I'll be around all day tomorrow.
( thealternativefact, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Gooooooood stuff.

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

I wouldn't mind being a vampire...
Because the outfits are ACE. But kaoltarded... Can I not just skip that step please.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

That's Essex for the uninitated

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I like...
The fact I'll be 20 mins from the centre of town, and 20 mins from Kent countryside.

Is a good compromise.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)