Oh crap
I can but try
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you'd better
how else are we going to stop the pandemic?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

doesnt wash hands

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Ahem
I feel soooooooooo meh and bah. There's nothing really seriously wrong, I just feel so floopy. I've been like this for more than three days now and all I can do is roll my eyes at it.

So I went to see my doctor, but Oh Em Gee, he wasn't there as my tax dollars are funding his trip to Brazil to seek out hookers with flesh eating diseases - they're mostly bacterial so nothing to worry about really.

I saw this locum and I could tell they were bad news as like everyone was coming out of there looking grumpy. Not that they looked amazing when they went in, but not one of them cracked a smile when they left. Me on the other hand, I think smiling's really important and I exercise this right to smile as often as I can. A smile on the face is the cornerstone to getting a visa and a well grounded economy.

Anyway, I couldn't believe the audacity this jumped up little locum had. He asked me THREE TIMES if I'd been in contact with anyone who's got a confirmed diagnosis of swine flu and I got so exasperated with him that I ROLLED MY EYES. I sure told him right? I mean Oh Em Gee. If he's not going to listen to me, then I'm not going to tell him that people all around me that I know and stuff have got it.

FINALLY after like 45 minutes of waiting I got a prescription for penicillin as he thinks I've got a cold or an infection and I left sticking my fingers up at that cunt and trailing bog roll behind me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

So like bow down before me bitches, or I'll phlegm on you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I think that deserved to be posted somewhere
where it isn't buried beneath 100 rubbish replies.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I shall pearoast

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

well, as a partly qualified trainee assistant struck-off cherry-putter-onner on the Cherry Bakewells bit at Mr Kipling
I can tell you that you have most definitely got the bacterial infection eye-rolling disease and that you need to go and sit in a dark room without any electricity for a couple of years or at least until you've grown a bit more skin so you won't get infected with virulent flu-bearing airborne disease virus wotchercallits.

and you can't have a visa either.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)