I have to work on Saturday...
...well I say work, I have to sit in a stuffy hotel and listen to people talk about our companies finances for hours, and hours, and hours!

*cries*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Come to the BBQ instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

This!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Fuck work, anyway, it's not until later in the afternoon anyway,
you'll have to make sure your better half doesn't get too drunk.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

HANG ON A...
Oh. Better half. Well, may not be entirely accurate, but thank you.

Is it only me who hears 'Bacon Explosion' in the 1990's sega Virtua Tennis voice?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I just realised I was addressing the wrong half
of the relationship. I of course meant "other" half, where "other" is a euphemism for "considerably worse"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

You spunkbucket.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Is it bacon explosion tiem?
I'm deadly jealous.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaha
yes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Aww
I really really would like to!! :(

this work thing is compulsory. They get you with the guilt trip ‘Well you could not attend, but that would be frowned upon’ etc etc! *sads*

I may be around after this thing ends and am trying to work out if I can hop in a cab with a girlie from work who lives near High Barnet and get to the BBQ so all might not be lost, depends on how sober etc I am on the night!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Hell yeah, you want to do that.
If you don't come along, there is a very serious danger that your good man could have, how shall I put this, an accident involving some gin and some tonic and some lemons.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

No
Not lemons!! Dun dun duhhhhhh! My God man, I'll have to work something out then!!

It would be nice to put faces to usernames! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Oh, we'll be wearing masks
we take our privacy very seriously.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I see
What mask will you be wearing? Gimp mask? Spider-Man mask? Gizmo from Gremlins mask?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Last time I saw him
I took a plaster cast of Devil in Tights face* and I delight in making rubber copies of it and painting them in the style of a 1950s Black and White Minstrel before parading around the hose wearing nothing but the mask and my stained underpants.




*cock
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Ah I see.
*hopes this isn't true*
*backs away*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You've met me and didn't scream that loudly
we're lovely really
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Tries to convince

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

One of us

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

fails

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Hehe
This is true, you're nice, I like you! It's the others I can't be sure of!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

You met me,
And survived.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

That's true
You were also nice and didn't once hit me with a hammer! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

And I didn't try to screw you.
With the drill I had strapped to my back.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Haha
That is also true. I'm sure I'll be fine then!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'm going to be there.
*cries*
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Awww
And you're the BEST!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Yay!
*hugs flim-flam*
*sticks fingers up at everyone else*
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

AHA!
She is Buffy AICMFP.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Pffffft!

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)