Beautiful Russians that have brogue Doc Martens?
And white glasses?
and silly haircuts?
and lovely skinny legs?

I'm afraid I can't keep him all to myself and he'll go off with someone.
Like Kaol.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:36, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Keep him on a lead.
Works for me.
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

If he ever finds this
(he knows I'm a b3tawhore)
he will be TERRIFIED.
Fuck keeping him on a leash, I might just feed him a mixture of rohypnol and Viagra and keep him in a suitcase.
/ruined reputation
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I'm not scary. Really.
*pulls leash* Down, boy!
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

yes mistress!
*crouches at feet*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Good pet. *pats*

( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Me me!
If I wasn't taken, I'd take him
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

:(
Right, he's not coming. I'll bring the vitriolic bitchy gay with me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Aww... shame. Bring people though
the more the merrier.
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

I just don't want people to have him!
If I can't NO ONE CAN!
/cries
/strokes effigy

Not sure who of my friends would want to come; people were scared of me meeting AA and he's a big pussy!
No, actually. He's not. He's a ginormous twat and I hate him.
(Let's see how thoroughly he reads the board, eh? :P)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Bitchy gay
vs wimpy bi with a temper. Who'd win?

WILL THEY BLEND?!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

He burst his boyfriend's eardrum in a fight.
When I was last drunk I hit him full force in the face. I only now realise how lucky I am to have all my teeth.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

That is the question!
Everything blends. Except Chuck Norris.

*hopes you mean the infomercials with the guy with the glasses*
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)